...Aren't I cute?
Let's be frank, Santa. I know I am on the "naughty" list this Christmas. Last Christmas I was on the "nice" list, but come on, I was only four months old and the worst thing I did was cry. This year is different.
I put the remote control in the toilet. I slapped Mom in the face. I threw a fit in Walmart over a can of Cheetos. In fact, every day I throw a fit.