Dr. Seuss writes some wacky stuff. Green Eggs and Ham? I'll pass. Yertle the Turtle? Eh, it could be fun. At least it sounds funny when Mom says "Yertle the Turtle" over and over.
But about midway through the book, I always realize that Yertle the Turtle is the same old thing. So, I toss him on the floor.
My jumperoo is way more fun than any turtle. 
-maddox