Me: Hey, man, since you saw me last, I can stroke my hair (seems to be a lot up there!), bring stuff to my mouth, and hold up my head.
Jacob: That's cool, Maddox, but look at me. I eat baby finger foods AND crawl.
Me: But, dude, you got four months on me.
Jacob: Yea, and it rocks.
Me: Well...I am almost as tall as you.
Jacob: Dude, I can crawl circles around you.
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This went on for a while. Then...we both gave up and went to sleep. -maddox
